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10 Reasons To Have Sex
1) Sex as a Tranquilizer - "I always sleep 100% better after sex. I'm an actor, so if I have anxiety the night before a performance, I don't sleep that well. So on those nights I make sure to have some sex. It's the greatest tranquilizer I've found. And there are no side effects. It's pretty addictive, though."
- Sammy Dunlop, Actor
2) Sex as a Reward - "If my wife does me a favor or something really nice for me, then I'll eat her pussy for an extra-long time. My wife is a real sweetheart. My friends ask why she's so nice."
- Terry Williamson, Physical Education Teacher.
3) Sex to Fight Addiction - "I've been trying to quit smoking cigarettes for years. As of today, I haven't had a smoke in 42 days. Sex is the one thing that really seems to help when I get a craving. It takes my mind right off the cigarettes totally. The hard part is after sex, because then I really want a smoke."
- Les Clark, Art Director
4) Sex as a Laxative - "I have a lifelong constipation problem. I've noticed that there is a direct correlation between my constipation and my sex life. I get real constipated when I'm not having sex regularly, and I'm fine if I'm having sex. I also think it's good to have a lover massage my anus with her finger. I think it's healthy. And it feels so good."
- Jimmy Turnowski, Attorney
5) Sex to Get to Know Someone - "I find that having sex with someone is a great way to get to know them. That's why I still like to fuck on the first date. I can tell a lot about a person by fucking them."
- Janet Rivera, Real Estate Agent
6) Sex as Meditation - "I use masturbation as my primary form of meditation. I put on some space music, put in my vibrator then empty my mind and just float. It's incredible. It helps me get in touch with my emotions. Sometimes I'll do affirmations and pray while I masturbate. I focus inward and just love myself. I think of my masturbation rituals as my path to enlightenment."
- Katrina Rainbow, New Age Girl
7) Sex to Make Money - "I use sex to make a lot of money. It's that simple"
- Susie Que, Prostitute
8) Sex for Magic - "I'm in a witches coven. If we want to accomplish something very important we use sex in our magic ceremonies. It's called "sex magic." It's the most powerful form of magic we do. It always works. Once we raised $25,000 for an orphanage in Mexico with sex magic."
- Jane Contrella, Witch
9) Sex for Manipulation - "I'm in the music business, which is a really rough business. I use sex to get what I want. I got a nice little recording contract with only one blowjob. With sex you get them at their most vulnerable."
- D.C., Lead Singer in a Rock Band
10) Sex for Gardening - "I know this sounds a bit strange, but I have a beautiful garden, and I jerk off onto my plants. I love jerking off outdoors; so I figure while I'm at it, I'll kill two birds with one stone, and sprinkle my sperm onto a plant that needs a little extra care. I figure if sperm can create a life, it must be a good fertilizer."
- Jonathan Dunlap, Interior Decorator