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An American businessman in Glasgow walked into a restaurant and asked the waitress what the special was. "Roast and rice," the Scottish miss replied in a heavy brogue.

"You certainly do roll your Rís," the businessman observed.

"I suppose," she giggled, beginning to blush, "but only when I wear high heels."

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