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There is a long Russian tradition of Vovochka jokes, similar to the American Little Johnny jokes. Here is one:
The teacher, Maria Ivanovna, asks the children what they want to be when they grow up.
"I want to be an actress," Mashen'ka says.
"Good girl, Mashen'ka."
"I want to be an astronaut," Peten'ka says.
"Good boy, Peten'ka."
"And I want to be a sex therapist," says Vovochka.
"Would you please tell the class how you think your job is going to be like?"
"Okay, Maria Ivanovna. Look out of the window. Three women are walking down the street, eating ice cream. One is licking, one is sucking, one is biting. Would you please tell the class, Maria Ivanovna, which one is married?"
"Get out of the class, Vovochka, and come back with your parents!"
"The one that is married, Maria Ivanovna, is the one that has a wedding ring. And it is people like you, Maria Ivanovna, that I am going to treat."