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Traffic Jam and nothing is moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on my window. I roll down the window and ask, "What's going on?"
He says "Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and are asking for a $10 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."
"How much is everyone giving, on average?" I ask.
The man replies, "About a gallon."