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A bloke was complaining to his mate a few days after scoring a new woman.
"Mate," he said, "This new lady of mine is really weird. All she wants me to do is screw her in the ear."
"That is weird," his mate replied.
"Yeah," the bloke continued. "Every time I go to stick my dick in her mouth, she turns her head."