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As two women ate lunch together, they discussed the merits of cosmetic surgery. "I have to be honest with you," one woman said to the other. "I'm getting a boob job."
"Oh, that's nothing," her friend replied. "I'm considering having my asshole bleached."
"Wow," the woman replied. "I just cant picture your husband as a blond."