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There's a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends.
One day, the blind rabbit tells the blind snake that he doesn't know what he is, because he can't see.
The blind snake takes a hold of the rabbit and says, "Well, you have long fur covered ears and a short little tail. You must be a rabbit."
The rabbit was happy to know what he was.
He tells the blind snake, "Come here and I will try to determine what you are."
The blind rabbit feels the snake and finally says, "You're cold and slimy and don't have any balls. You must be a lawyer."