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A young lad gets a job as a mortuary attendant. The superintendent says to him go and have a look at that young girl who came in last night, she's beautiful.
The Young lad goes and is gone about 10 minutes when he comes back he says to the superintendent 'she's got a prawn stuck in her fanny'.
'Don't be silly', says the superintendent 'thats not a prawn, thats her clitoris'.
'Well it tastes like a prawn', said the young lad.