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So this mountain man type guy comes down out of the hills to cash in the gold he's panned and get himself a little pussy. After getting his money, he heads straight to the closest whore house.
Inside he says to the madame, "Send me up a bottle of beer, a box of matches and the roughest, toughest whore that you got. I'm awful horny and I want a woman who can handle me."
Fifteen minutes later, there is a knock at the door to his room and in walks a pretty young girl with a box of matches and a bottle of beer.
"If you don't mind," said the mountain man. "I'd like to administer a little test to make sure you're rough and tough enough. Drop your knickers and bend over."
She does as she's told and he takes one of the matches out of the box and attempts to strike it on her bare ass. It doesn't light, so he tells her to get out and to tell the madame to send up a real rough and tough whore. This scene is carried out repeatedly until the madame discovers that she has run out of whore's. Knowing that she must make the customer happy, she goes up herself to satasfy the mountain man.
Like the others, she drops drawers and bends over when she is told. He rakes the match across her ass and it burst into flames.
"Now, that's more like it!" says the mountain man happily. Then he notices that the madame is still bending over. "You can stand up now." he said.
"Well, don't you want to open the beer?" says the madame.