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There was an earthquake at the Christian Brothers' monastery and it was levelled.
All fifty brothers were transported to heaven at the one time. At the Pearly Gates, St Peter said, "Let's go through the entry test as a group. Now, first question. How many of you have played around with little boys?"
Forty-nine hands went up.
"Right!" said St Peter. "You forty-nine can go down to Purgatory. Oh, and take that deaf bastard with you!"