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A teacher asked her first grade class how many of them were fans of President Obama. Not understanding what the teacher meant but seeking her approval, all the kids raised their hands except for little Johnny. The teacher asked him why he couldn't go along with the rest of the class.
Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not an Obama fan."
"Is it because your racist?" suggested the teacher.
"No," Johnny replied scornfully, "because I'm a Republican!
"Why in the world would you want to be a Republican?" asked his teacher.
Little Johnny looked at her like she was dumb. "Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican.'
The teacher looked at the rest of the class and smiled sweetly at the young boy. "Well," said the teacher,"if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"
With a big toothy grin little Johnny replied, "That would make me an Obama fan!"