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A really fat guy got out of the shower at the health club.
A second man said, "Gee, you're fat!"
The fat man said, "Yeah."
The second man asked, "How long has it been since you've seen your dick?"
The fat man answered, "Long time."
The second man asked, "Why don't you diet?"
The fat man replied, "Why? What color is it now?"