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Once upon a time, King Arthur was preparing for a long campaign. Wanting to make sure the lovely Guinevere was safe from temptation, the King had her fitted with an ingenious chastity belt that amputated anything attempting penetration.
King Arthur then rode off to battle.
Returning victorious six months later, the suspicious King ordered all the palace retainers to drop their pants in the courtyard. One by one, King Arthur saw stumps where their penises had been, except for one man who stood intact at the end of the line.
"At least one amongst you is virtuous enough to resist temptation. A man of honor indeed!" cried the King joyfully, throwing his arms around his loyal retainer. "And what is your name?"
The man blushed and replied, "Aaaaghkohullhh."