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I grabbed a shirt from the closet this morning and noted that it did not look familiar to me. I put it on and thought, "Nice shirt."
I got to the office and my buddy Steve and a couple of the ladies were milling about.
"Nice shirt," said Mary.
"Yeah, I thought so, too," I said. "But I don't remember ever seeing it before."
My buddy Steve grabbed my collar to look at the tag. "Must belong to one of the guys your wife is blowing."