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An old gentleman slowly approached the local brothel and pressed the doorbell. The madam opened the door, looked at the old fellow with a critical eye and then asked. "What can we do for you, sir?"
"I need a girl," the senior citizen said.
"For you, the charge is a hundred dollars."
"You're putting me on," he exclaimed.
"That will be an extra ten dollars," said the madam.