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A man who suffered from impotence went to see a doctor, who gave him a monkey gland implant, which worked perfectly.
Nine months and two weeks later, his wife had a baby.
When the nurse came out of the delivery room with the news, he said, "Is it a boy or a girl?"
The nurse said, "We won’t know until it comes down off the chandelier."