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During a visit to a mental asylum, I asked the director "How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?"
"Well", said the director, "We fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a tea cup and a bucket to the patient and ask them to empty the bathtub".
"Oh, I see, so a normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the tea cup", I replied.
"No", said the director, "a normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"