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A nurse and a doctor met at a medical convention one day. Right away they hit it off quite well. As the day went on, they got to know each other better. They decided to go to lunch together. While they were waiting for lunch the Nurse excused herself to go to the ladies room to wash her hands. When she got back, they ate lunch and chatted some more. Then just before they left, she excused herself again to go wash her hands.

As the day went on, they decided that they would meet that night at his hotel room and get to know each other better. That night, when the Nurse first got there, she asked to use his wash room to wash her hands. Then she came out and they talked, kissed, petted and started getting really aroused. They finally moved their love making to the bedroom, but on the way there, the nurse stopped at the bathroom and washed her hands again. They had sex which the doctor found was very enjoyable. Afterwards, the nurse excused herself to wash her hands again.

When she came back to the bedroom, the doctor said, "I would bet any amount of money that you are a surgical nurse."

The nurse replied, "You are right. How did you know that?"

The doctor said, "It is obvious. You are constantly washing your hands."

The nurse said in reply, "And I would bet anything that you are an Anesthesiologist."

"Very good." replied the doctor. "How did you know that?"

The Nurse replied, "Because I didn't feel a thing."



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