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A woman was complaining to her best friend over lunch. "Every time my husband climaxes, he lets out an ear-splitting yell."
"That doesn't sound all that bad to me," said her friend. "As a matter of fact, that would kind of turn me on."
"It would me too," said the first woman, "if it just didn't keep waking me up and if he didn't keep moaning our daughter's name in his sleep!!"