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Steve approaches his best friends wife one day when her husband is at the office.

"Will you go to bed with me?" he asks.

"No, my husband would not approve," she responds.

"What if I give you $1000?"

"Well for a $1000, I think I will. Come back tomorrow afternoon when he is at work."

So the man shows up the next day and slaps $1000 on the table and they have sex the rest of the day. In the evening her husband comes home a little distraught.

"Was Steve here today?"

"Yes," his wife replies with concern.

"And did he leave $1000?"

"Yes," she replies again, expecting the worst.

"Oh good, what a great pal he is. He came this morning and asked if he could borrow a $1000 from me and promised to return it this afternoon!"

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