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A bishop once met an old friend, and asked him why he did not marry. "But I almost did, answered the friend. "In fact, I was two-thirds married." "Two-thirds married! frowned the bishop. "How do you explain that?" "Well, out of the three parties concerned," said the friend, "the priest and myself showed up for the wedding service, but the bride was absent because she changed her mind."
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