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How to tell a person is lying when they say they're Jewish...

"So where on this menu is the bacon?"

"I thought they said not to wear hats in the synagogue"

They're reading and pronounce the word synagogue like it's spelled...and they're 30!

They keep pointing out how much they love that Star of Christ.

They name their child (or they are named) Christian

Don't know what a bar-mitzvah is...

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