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Jesus goes down to Earth for a day trip. Whilst walking past the sea of Galilee he steps out on the water for old times sake.

To his dismay he starts to sink. Halfway out he's completely submerged.

Back in Heaven St. Peter spots the soaked Jesus and asks what happened.

"I don't get it" says Jesus, "I used to walk on water with ease, today I was totally sunk!".

"To be fair though Jesus" says St. Peter "You didn't have holes in your feet last time you did it."

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