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A man walks up to a bartender, and asks for a pitcher of water.

The bartender obliges and, since he figures this man is the designated driver, gives it to him free.

A while later, the man comes back, staggering and slurring a bit, asking for a refill.

The bartender obliges, giving it to him for free.

A while again, and the man comes back, pissed out of his mind, asking for a refil.

At which point, the bartender relizes he's been had, and says, "Sorry Jesus, but you're cut off!"

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