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Paddy and Alexi are arguing over who has the greater cultural contribution, the Irish or the Greeks.
Alexi gets in the first shot. "Well, we built the Parthenon."
Paddy replies, "Sure now, and we discovered the Summer and Winter Solstice."
Alexi retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics."
Paddy nods in agreement, saying, "Aye, but we built the first timepieces and calendars."
Finally, Alexi smiles and says triumphantly, "We invented sex!"
To which Paddy replies, "Tis true, but it was we Irish who introduced it to women."