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A man gets laid up and can't work. He tells his wife that she's going to have to be a hooker to pay the bills. She is reluctant, but finally agrees. She gets up bright and early one morning, and comes home at about 2 a.m.

"Well", he says, "how did you do today?"

"Not too well", she says,"I only made Twenty-five dollars and twenty five cents..."

"WHAT?" he screams. "Who in the fuck gave you the twenty- five cents?"

"Why, all of them."

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