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A guy is one the phone with a salesman who tells him, "I can let you have it for six hundred dollars, minus six percent for cash."

The guy is not able to figure out the calculations, so he puts the salesman on hold and asks his wife, "If you were offered six hundred dollars minus six percent, how much would you take off?"

His wife thinks for a minute and then replies, "Everything but my earrings."

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