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Many a relationship could be thrown a curve ball if women always told the truth in bed. Imagine the revelation...

She: Get off of me, will ya!!

He: Whatsa matter, am I hurting you?

She: No, you're not hurting me, you're annoying me. You think you could hurt me with THAT?!?

She: Getting a little flabby and chubby, aren't we?

She: Was that it???

She: Two minutes! Boy, that really must have really tired you out!

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