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A woman rushes into the foyer of a large hotel and sprints up to reception, she hammers on the bell.
‘Yes,’ says the receptionist irritably.
‘Excuse me,’ says the woman, ‘but I’m in a frightful hurry, could you check me out, please?’
The clerk stares at her, looks her up and down.’Not bad,’ he smiles, ‘not bad at all.’