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A man had an industrial accident which cut off his penis. He was lucky that the surgeon had just developed a transplant technique.
After the operation the surgeon visited and said there was some good news and some bad news.

What's the good news asks the patient to which the surgeon replies 'the operation was completely successful and you have a fully functioning penis'
'What possibly could be the bad news' asks the patient.
Well said the surgeon 'your hand has rejected it'

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