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A young woman goes into surgery for a scheduled appendectomy, when the nurses prep her they find she's died her pubic hair green and had someone write above it in marker pen: "Please keep off the grass."

After the prep and the surgery, the surgeon added a small note to the dressing that read: "Sorry, had to mow the lawn."

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