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A woman talks to a psychiatrist and says, "You've got to help me doctor, my husband thinks he's a race horse! He neighs, sleeps on straw, and even eats grain!"

"No problem," says the doctor. "I can heal him, but it's gonna be costly!"

"Oh, money isn't an issue," says the disgruntled wife. "He's already won two races!"

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