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Father O'Malley dies and is waiting in line to be greeted by St. Peter. He's right behind Murphy, the cab driver.

St. Peter says to Murphy, "We have a wonderful mansion for you with gardens and a fountain right here on the main street. Come right in."

Then St. Peter says to Father O'Malley, "Ah Father we have a cozy two room cottage for you, you just have to enter at the side gate."

Father O'Malley is stunned and asks how Murphy can get a mansion and he a mere cottage.

St. Peter says, "Father it's like this, When you preached a sermon, people slept. When Murphy drove his cab, people prayed!"

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