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Grandpa decided to take his grandson fishing.
They stopped at a store. Grandpa bought beer, cigarettes, worms and an scratch ticket.
Once on the boat Grandpa scratched off the ticket and yelled " I lost" and threw the ticket in the water..
Later Grandpa drinks a beer. His grandson asked "Grandpa can I have a sip of beer?" Grandpa asked "Is your penis long enough to touch your asshole?" The boy replied "No" Then Grandpa said "Then your not big enough to drink a beer"
Grandpa then smoked a cigarette. The boy asked "Grandpa can I smoke one?" Grandpa replied "Is your penis long enough to touch your asshole?" The boy replied: "No" Grandpa said "Then you are not big enough to smoke"
They leave after catching nothing. They stop back at the store, where the boy finds on the ground a scratch ticket.
In the car the boy scratched off the ticket and screamed "I won a million dollars!"
Grandpa looked at the boy and said " Can I have half?" The boy then asked Grandpa "Is your penis long enough to touch your asshole?"
Grandpa replied "Why yes it is!"
The boy put the ticket in his pocket turned to Grandpa and said "Then go fuck yourself!!