Random Jokes
Submit a Joke
Jokes by Email

Funny Quotes

Current Rating - 2.86    With 194 votes

"You know how it is with cops. I'll get shot three days before retirement. In the business, we call it retirony."
--Chief Wiggum on "The Simpsons"

Rate This Joke
5 - Joke Totally Rocks! 4 - Great Joke 3 - Good Joke 2 - Ok Joke 1 - Joke Sucks!
spacer blank More Funny Quotes
Funny Quotes spacer image