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Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.
The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.
How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it.
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.