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A man was standing on a train platform seeing the train off and he noticed someone near the train shouting at one of the departing passengers, "Goodbye. Your wife was a great lay! Your wife was a great lay!"
The man was stunned.
After the train pulled away, he walked over to the man who had been shouting and asked, "Did I hear you correctly? Did you just tell that man his wife was a great lay?"
The other man shrugged his shoulders. "It isn't really true," he said, "but I don't want to hurt his feelings."