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Harry starts his new job at the zoo and he is given three tasks, the first is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. Harry starts on this, when suddenly a great fish leaps out and bites him. Harry is not going to let a fish have a go so he beats the offending fish to death. Upon doing so he realises that his boss is not going to be pleased, so Harry tries to think of a way to hide the dead fish. He hits on the brilliant idea of giving the fish to the lions as lions will eat anything, so Harry feeds the fish to the lions.
Harry then moves on to his second job, which is to clear out the monkey house. Harry gets stuck in and a couple of chimps start throwing poo at him. Harry is not amused and bashes the chimps with his spade, killing them instantly. Harry is really worried now, so what does he do? he feeds the chimps to the lions, because lions eat anything.
Anyway, Harry moves on to his last job, which is to collect honey from some South American bees. Harry starts on this and gets attacked by the bees, as you can guess Harry squashes the swarm of bees. By this point he is not too worried about the death of bees as he knows what to do, you guessed it, feed them to the lions, because lions eat anything.
Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo, it wanders up to another lion and asks, "What's the food like here?"
The other lion responds, "Absolutely brilliant, today I had fish and chimps with mushy bees"