Current Rating - 3.06 With 453 votes
A priest, a doctor, and a professional golfer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.
GOLFER: What’s with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!
DOCTOR: I don’t know but I’ve never seen such ineptitude!
PRIEST: Hey, here comes the greenskeeper. Let’s have a word with him. Say George, what’s with that group ahead of us? They’re rather slow aren’t they?
GEORGE: Oh yes. That’s a group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight while saving our clubhouse last year. So we let them play here anytime free of charge.
PRIEST: That’s so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.
DOCTOR: Good idea. And I’m going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there’s anything he can do for them.
GOLFER: Why can’t these guys play at night?