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In a moment of passion, farmer John and his wife, Delores, ripped off their clothes and tumbled into a very muddy cornfield for a little impromptu lovemaking on a rainy Sunday morning. They started to slip and slide around a bit in the mud.
"Say, honey, is my cock in you or in the mud?" John asked.
Delores felt around and said, "Why, Johnny boy, it's in the mud!"
"Well, put it back in ya," he said.
After awhile, farmer John asked again, "Honey, is it still in you or in the mud?"
"Ohh, it's in me, dear. It's IN me!!" Delores cooed happily.
"Well, would you mind putting it back in the mud?"