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As they pass by the elephant cage little Johnny ask his mom "whatís that big thing swinging between that elephants legs?"
Mommy is so surprised and embarrassed; all she can think of to say is "Itís nothing Johnny", as she quickly moves him on.
Two weeks later Johnny is at the zoo with dad. Again, as they pass by the elephant cage Johnny asks "whatís that big thing swinging between that elephants legs?"
Dad replies calmly "well son thatís his penis, his sex organ".
Johnny sayís "Oh no daddy, mommy said it was nothing."
Dad smiles and says "well son, your motherís spoiled."