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There was a Blonde who had been on the dole for about 3 months.
She applied for a job working for the council, She was accepted. The manager told her to paint lines down the middle of the road at a rate of at least 2 miles a day.
On the first day she managed to do 4 miles. The manager was really happy with her performance. Then on the second day she only managed to do 2 miles, but the manager didn't complain as she was still achieving the average rate.
But on the third day she only managed 1 mile, so the manager was a little concerned and asked her why she had been doing less and less each day.
She replied "Each day I do it I get further away from the tin."