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One day a duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender "Do you got any grapes?" the bartender says "No we don't serve grapes here."

So the duck leaves and returns the next day and asks "Do you got any grapes?" The bartender says "No we don't serve grapes here."

So the duck leaves and returns for the next five days asking the same question and on the fifth day the bartender gets pissed and says "If ask for grapes one more time, I'm gonna nail your dick to the floor!"

So the duck leaves and returns the next day and asks "Got any hammers?" "No." replies the bartender "Got any nails?" "No." "Got any grapes?"



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