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A man sits down in the first class section of an airplane. He notices a duck sitting next to him but doesn't really think anything of it. The flight gets underway and the duck shouts out to the flight attendant, "Hey bitch, get me a drink." The flight attendant brings the duck a drink and is very pleasant.

Soon the duck yells out, "Hey whore, I need a blanket." A smiling flight attendant appears and gives the duck a blanket. A few minutes later the duck yells, "Hey cunt, bring me a magazine" and a the attendant brings him a magazine.

The man thinks, "hmm there may be something to this." So he shouts out, "Hey bitch, bring me a drink."

The duck looks at the man and says, "You're pretty ballsy for a guy with no wings."



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