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A guy goes to see his Doctor and says that he has a lot of trouble sleeping because of a recurring dream. The Doctor notes that he looks pale and has bags under his eyes and asks him about the dream.

The guy says that it is always the same, he dreams that he wakes up in bed and there are 2 beautiful naked women trying to pull off the bed clothes and his PJ's, and he keeps pushing them away. He says that he would like an anesthetic so that...

The Doctor cuts him off and says "no, no. I suggest a change of diet and..."

The guy cuts in and says that he really wants an anesthetic and...

The Doc says that as he seems so desperate some new pills he has may do the trick.

The guy says "Just shut up and give me an anesthetic and then break my fucking arms".

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