Current Rating - 2.95 With 211 votes
More Top 10 Signs You Have A Drinking Problem
10 - When you can focus better with one eye closed
9 - The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar
8 - Every woman you see has an exact twin.
7 - You wake up to find Windows 95 installed on your machine.
6 - If you keep asking your wife "where are the kids?", but you don't really have a wife and you're talking to the refrigerator.
5 - You fall off the floor.
4 - You discover in the morning liquid cleaning supplies have disappeared.
3 - Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops.
2 - Had "Spuds McKenzie" tattoo removed, replaced it with "Red Dog."
1 - Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!