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A man went to have plastic surgery on his penis. The doctor examined him and asked, "What happened?"
"Well, doc, I live in a trailer park," the man explained, "And from where I am, I can see this absolutely stunning and gorgeous babe. She's blonde and built like a Corvette, just all curves. Anyway, she's so horny that every night I see her take a hotdog from the refrigerator and stick it in a hole in the floorboard of her trailer. Then she gets down and masturbates herself on the hotdog.
"And?" prompted the doctor.
"Well," said the man, "I felt that this was a lot of wasted pussy, so, one day, I slid myself underneath her trailer and when she put the hotdog into the hole, I removed it and substituted my dick. It was a great idea and everything was going real good, too. Then someone knocked at her door, and she jumped off my hotdog and tried to kick it under the stove."