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Mitch Bailey went to the doctor about a problem. The doc makes him lie down and asks him to strip. The doc is pretty surprised to see wet semen in his penis.
"When did you last ...err... copulate ... you know... make love, Mitch?", asks the slightly embarrassed doctor.
"1955", replies back Mitch.
The doctor asks, totally shocked after listening to Mitch's reply, "1955...my...Jeez...somethings terribly wrong. You are the weirdest case in my 23 year old career."
"Why? Is something wrong?", asks a puzzled Mitch.
"Oh yes it is, Mitch, you have not had sex for so long and you still have fresh stains of semen in your penis. Something is wrong.", says the doctor.
"Well, I don't think so. I had it at 1955 and it is only 2030 hrs now, doc"