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A man goes into a doctors office and has a lump on his forehead examined. The doctor comes back and tells the man "I'm sorry but you're going to have a penis grow out of your forehead".
The man starts crying and says "You mean every morning I have to wake up and look in the mirror to see a big dick hanging off my face!?"
The doctor heartily laughs and says "No silly, the balls will cover your eyes".