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One day, very early in the morning while two worms were under a golf course. One worm says to the other "Check above ground and see if it is raining". The other worm agrees.
At the same exact moment two women were on the course playing an early game. One woman was complaining about how bad she had to piss. The second woman says "Just go right here, nobody's around". So the first woman squats at the exact same moment the second worm comes up from underground.
"So, is it raining?" asked the first worm. "Yeah it's raining, in fact it's raining so hard the birds have turned their nests upside down.