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The ladies club was playing bridge on Saturday at a member's home. That woman's husband comes into the room and announces that he's going to go golfing.
"Nice seeing you ladies," he says. "How about a goodbye kiss, honey?"
His wife walks over to him, unzips his pants, pulls out his penis, and plants a kiss right on the head. All the other ladies sat there too stunned to say anything. The woman calmly zips him back up, says goodbye, and sits back down to play cards.
After the husband is gone, one of the women says, "I just have to ask. Why do you kiss your husband goodbye on his thing?!?"
"Obviously," said the woman, "you've never smelled his breath!"